My son has a girlfriend.
That is all.
I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
Lately, I’ve been getting pumped up by whispering to myself, “It’s almost Christmastime.”
This isn’t a secret. I needn’t have any shame. I fucking love Christmas.