May 2010
May 31st
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May 31st
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Roommate conversation re: making cookies.
Roommate: Do you like nuts?
Me: What?
Roommate: Do you like nuts in your cookies?
Me: Oh, I thought you meant- well, the answer's the same. Yes.
May 31st
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Hey, BETH/@dameselesque! Happy birthday! I made you a lame video starring my finals-laden self. Because I like you and I hate studying. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
May 30th
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May 28th
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“I got tenure, FUCKEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRS!”
– Favorite professor ever.
May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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Wendy's Drive-Thru Guy Comments on My Life Via My...
Guy: You from Louisiana but you attend Knox College?
Me: Yep.
Guy: Man. That's what's up.
Me: That is, indeed, what's up.
May 25th
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Important viewing for living: Buster Keaton’s “One Week”
May 25th
"If you expected it to all wrap up in the end,...
I never thought I’d agree this much with something Jimmy Kimmel said.
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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At least 2-3 times per day, I feel like a complete...
But never quite so much as when I miss an appointment because I entered it in my iPhone calendar wrong. And then I have to send long, blubbering, ridiculous e-mails to the people I accidentally stood up (today, it was a professor, for a meeting about a paper that is worth 50% of my final grade). Because nothing is quite as complex… as a calendar. I’m going to go call my parents and...
May 21st
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“Not a Triceratops. Just an asshole.”
– I like writing.
May 20th
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May 18th
luckyshirt asked: No.
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 15th
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HYPOTHESIS →
A lot of dudes buy into that whole “nice guys finish last” thing, and like to rant about how women only date jerks. Since women won’t date them, they assume they are not jerks. Likewise, a lot of girls tell themselves that guys don’t appreciate “decent,” “classy” girls, and since guys don’t appreciate them, they assume they are decent and classy. And thus, multitudes of obnoxious, spoiled,...
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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“Just think of how much I could have accomplished by now if I weren’t so...”
– Me. Real thought. Just now. This is your brain in stress.
May 14th
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May 13th
May 13th
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“It’s NOT gay, it’ll help loosen the muscle!”
– Overheard Girl On The Phone Outside the Library Quote of the Day
May 12th
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Subject-specific headaches.
Coming into my fifth hour of studying Psych, I have a very specific, recognizable pain in my temples. Notably different from “math pains”, a sort of all-over dull thudding that used to happen the night before a Calculus test in high school. And Chemistry pains, which just made my whole brain seize up and stop functioning and usually ended with the book suddenly on the other side of...
May 12th
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May 10th
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I just enjoyed writing a paper so much that I...
I should stop college. For the record, relating Flannery O’Connor’s assertion of Christian values to her use of Bergsonian humor in the revelation of her characters’ rigidity is actually really interesting never mind I’ll go sit in the corner with the other show-offs.
May 10th
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“Be sure to call mom and wish her a happy birthday or Mother’s Day or...”
– Dad quote of the day.
May 9th
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May 9th
May 9th
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tj: smartasshat: Here is an audio clip of Sween’s essay in the Finals of CBC’s Canada Writes competition. Jason kicked royal ass, AS USALLY. You can listen to (and download) the whole show and other Sween clips here. Who da man? Shat da man. (If you want the whole show, look for the 70MB “Sween Final on CBC” here.) This guy? This guy. This guy.
May 9th
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EATING ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Secret: this is my first hangover. I’m normally fine the morning after excessive imbibing. This was probably a little more than excessive, though, since last night I yelled at trees to “make me books from you” and I told a Physics major that math was an abomination. COLLEGE.
May 9th
The next morning.
Well, this feels very unpleasant.
May 8th
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GUYS NO REALLY
MANY VODKAS DRDDRINK YELLING AT STRNGRRS ALL SO PRTYYYYYYYYYY I LIKE YU ALL I SWR YRLIKE GREEEEAT I LIKE OH Y GD VKDAA GUYSSSS edit: why my head so havy smell like hams
May 8th
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Tasha: How many... How many shots... Vodka we have.
Me: We took... We took many.
Tasha: How many?
Me: Lots of many.
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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Three things.
I’ve been on a writing-about-my-life-on-my-blog-what-a-concept kick lately. 1. I just saw Dan Savage speak. He  answered awkward small liberal arts college kids’ sex questions for two hours and was amazing the entire time. He has very nice biceps and I want to touch his face but I doubt he would let me. And since a good percentage of the campus was there, a good percentage of the...
May 8th
I just discovered fuckyeaholdermen.tumblr.com. →
Something something being in my bunk indefinitely. See you in about a month. EDIT: oh god it’s even better than I thought make it two months.
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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