August 2009
"What are you making for dinner, Katie?" you ask.
BITCH I’S MAKIN’ MOTHERFUCKIN’ Citrus Glazed Mahi Mahi with a side of Cannellini Bean Salad OR WHATEVER I GUESS.
I will now relay to you a conversation my dad and I had earlier:
Dad: “Hey, have you lost weight?”
Me: “Uh, yeah.”
Dad: “How much?”
Me: “This summer? Around 8 pounds.”
Dad: “Oh. How much… before...
I just saw a picture of Jeff Goldblum naked.
I have nothing to add.
What has two thumbs and one of them has a ring of...
This g- OWWW. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME MOVE MY THUMB YOU JERK.
Also, I am calling my mini-quiches “spinach crusties”. A great food for when you want to throw up previous foods. Patent pending.
I am terrible at keeping up with things.
Seriously, I haven’t read Tumblr in at least four days, and before that, just some casual skimming. I wanted to put the shortened version of “casual” there but I have no idea how you would spell it - cash? Then it just sounds like I’m skimming for money. Which would be awesome.
I am also just terrible at keeping any sort of journal. I’ve tried countless times in my...
