May 2009
April 2009
In a Station of the Metro, Ezra Pound
cleversimon:
The apparition of these faces in the crowd; Petals on a wet, black bough.
I remember the day, place and time that I first read this. There are few other things in my life that I remember with such specificity. It was junior year of high school. I was in a daze the rest of the day, thinking about it. The moment I read it, it changed the way I write poetry, and I’m not even...
“O, Katie, your hotness is gleeful,
This toilet right here is peeful
There are...”
– I chose writing on-the-spot sonnets for people all night over writing my essay. It is clear which is more vital to my education.
“O, When Krista hath walked
Into her room of dormitoire
Barbara hath said unto...”
– I then proceeded to write a fanfic sonnet. So what if it’s not a real sonnet? You can go ahead and kiss my ass and I’ll write a sexy sonnet about it.
Today was good.
These are the reasons:
1. I slept in. On accident, but whatever.
2. I did not completely fail my Research Methods homework.
3. I somehow managed to finish all of my work on time.
4. I had a really fantastic workshop for my story.
5. My Fiction professor told me that I had skillz. He was very explicit that he meant that with a “z”.
6. I discovered the delicious magic of a sausage,...
My first sex-teen Tweets. Because they're sexy.
Roommate came back. Huge relief. Now I shall spend my night untangling 5 necklaces. Oh the wild recklessness of youth! 6:26 PM Jan 4th 2009
I just watched Recount with my parents. And then my dad turned on Fox News. I give up. 8:52 PM Jan 3rd 2009
The best diets start with four boxes of Nerds eaten on the couch while watching TLC. Luckily “10 Years Younger” makes me nauseous. 5:43 PM...
Oh, ass.
I was reading Tumblr in the radio station just now and I forgot to bleep “fucking” in Elbow’s cover of “Working Class Hero”.
SHIT I missed another one WHY WOULD YOU USE THAT WORD IN THIS SONG
When the FCC comes after me, I’m pointing to you guys.
WatchI will come to regret this very soon.
A game!
Have you guys ever played 2 Truths and a Lie? It’s one of those first-day-of-class oh-god-this-is-so-awkward-why-is-the-professor-making-me-do-this ice-breakers.
Anyway, I’ll start. This is the one I used on the first day of my Fiction Workshop:
1. I killed a man in Houston.
2. I killed a man in Las Vegas.
3. I killed a man in Atlanta.
See, you pick out which 2 are true and which...
“THE CRYING GAME: Hairdresser bonds with client.”
– From Uncomfortable Plot Summaries. This made me spit everything I ever drank in my life onto my computer screen.
Watchsteelopus:
Thanks @giromide! (http://giromide.tumblr.com/post/100190275)
I just watched this four times in a row. There is clearly something wrong with me. Besides the fact that my Backspace button is broken. That’s not a metaphor. Or a euphemism. I just can’t backspace. So I am typing very carefully. And how were you making “I can’t backspace” a metaphor anyway? I...
My taste in music isn’t awesome or hip or even...
Random Oil Paintings of Barack Obama Nude on a... →
On Twilight.
I’ve nearly finished reading Twilight for my Young Adult Literature class. It has… not been easy to get through. However, we’re reading The Amber Spyglass next, which is exciting, since the His Dark Materials, trilogy, The Amber Spyglass in particular, pretty much changed my outlook on the world when I read them at around eleven or twelve.
Anyway, I’m not a literary...
have you guys ever heard of this "gin" stuff?...
hismindkills:
Vaginal explosions are quite dangerous. -@katefeetie
Tonight pretty much confirmed that Sigma Nu is one of my favorite places on campus, even for my increasingly-socially-awkward-over-time self. Buncha GQ muthafuckas over there.
“I was hoping… to get raped by you.” “MATT, DID YOU EVEN PREPARE?!” “I Twittered about it.”
