is “trouble sleeping.”

• Google everything.
• Make charts of all information: relevant, irrelevant, or incredibly irrelevant.
• Google more things. The Internet has all the answers, right? Right?!
• Oh my God do I even really want to do this?
• But if I don’t want to do this, what do I want to do?
• I don’t have the patience for teaching. If I become a vet I will accidentally kill so many animals. If I become a lawyer I will purposefully kill so many humans. I can’t be a psychologist because I don’t care about other people’s problems. And I can’t be a prostitute, I’m so sexy that it would be unfair to the other prostitutes.
• Pull yourself together, woman.
• Google everything.
• Maybe I should go clean something.
• CHASE THE CAT AROUND.
• Okay, but I really need to start some applications-
• CHASE THE CAT AROUND.
• Google everything.
• Oh God, I’m not going to be good enough for this, am I? I’m going to be terrible at it. I’m just going to be horrible at it but I’ll convince myself to power through and I’ll come out of it untalented and in a comical amount of debt.
• WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
• Is that the girl from American Beauty on Psych?
• What if I don’t get in? It’ll be like applying to college all over again. I’ll apply to a dozen dream schools and get into none of them. I’m still mad at you, Kenyon and Haverford. Just because of that one D in high school chemistry. One.
• Wow. American Beauty was really, like her one thing. She’s been in other things, but not real things, just like… guest appearances on Psych things. She must have done something horrible to Kevin Spacey. Only he has the power to ruin someone like that.
• What the fuck do I do with my life.
• Maybe I just do this. I just do this and assume it’s the best thing and just do this and do it and just do it.
• Google everything.